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aku tak cukup puasss..

lately tahap katak bawah tempurung aku makin menjadik2 la.. dengan lifestyle yang sangat boring.. aku makin menjadi ignorant person.. booosaaaaannnn.. apa cerita main kat wayang pun aku tak berapa tau.. hahaha punya lah aku ni orang yang membosankan kannn..

masa mula-mula dengar citer Avatar.. ko tau apa aku terbayang, cerita kartun Avatar tu.. si Ang yang mempunyai beberapa elemen iaitu angin tanah dan apekebenda lain ler.. tiba-tiba aku tengok orang biru-biru.. 'oh watak apa pulak menatang biru nih?' huahaha.. pastu baru la baca sinopsis sket ces takde berkenaan sungguh..

Aang pun Avatar jugak apa...

so last krismas i give u my heart aku pi tengok ler Avatar ni.. memula ingat nak tengok kat CS.. dalam kol 3 lebih sampai area situ mak aii jem giloss.. dahtu himpit punya himpit sume pintu masuk ke CS tutup.. SEMUA okayyy.. buduh btol..

Neytiri dan JakeSully

last last pi tengok kat leisure mall sana.. oh sangat best sekali cerita ini.. sangat ooooo aaaaaa waaaaa.. tapi aku tak bape puas nengok.. satu sebab dapat seat kat tepi.. so pandangan macam ada kureng sedikit.. kedua penuh ya rabbi panggung wayang ini maka panas yaaa amattt.. orang2 yg bawak sweater sangat sia-sia kerana sangat berpeluh2.. oleh itu sangat kurang selesa.. ketiga seat depan aku bawak anak umor setahun dua yang mungkin rasa panas dan tak best maka budak tu asek nangis jerit2 pastu pak dia 2 3 kali terpaksa bangun dukung dia bawak gi keluor.. keempat ramai budak lari-lari pegi toilet pastu balik lari2 kat laluan dan mengganggu konsentrasi aku.. so sume2 reason itu mengganggu feel aku..

mari belajar menjadi kaum Na'avi

Neytiri buka langkah.. aku suka suara dia bila dia marah buat kkerghhhh ala yang menyeringai tu.. dia nangis pun suara sedap.. husky gitu.. hahaha..

esok lusa aku sambung cuti lagi.. ahaaaa.. aku nak pi tengok sendrik pagi2 la harap2 orang tak ramai esok bukan ari cuti..

apa aku buat masa cuti

last week seminggu aku bercuti.. apa aku buat masa cuti? melancong ka? jalan-jalan ka? orang amek cuti sumenya dengan aktiviti asyik.. ada pergi penang lah (sedap sungguh jeruk2 itu), pergi KK la (tinggalkan anak dijaga atoknenek hahahaha), pergi langkawi laaa (dapat habuan coklattt, terima kasehhh), dan lain-lain.. aku? jalan mana? ttheeettttttttt.. masa cuti aku dihabiskan dengan menangkap tikussssss.. bukan seekor tapi EMPAT ekorrrrr.. gelikkkkkk meremang segala bulu yang ada..

kalo rupa kartun gini xdelah aku nak membuangnya.. aku bela ajer..

pastu aktiviti membersihkan peninggalan tikus itu.. itu pun aku tau masih banyak lagi tikus kat siling umah itu.. dahulu aku berjaya kekang dapur aku dari ditawan tikus.. segala lubang yang ada di siling kitorang tutup.. tapi sejak dua menjak ni tikus tu dah mula gigit balik ruang-ruang lubang yang berpotensi untuk dia selitkan badan dia yang fleksibel itu.. maka dia dah berjaya tawan semula dapur aku.. untuk pengetahuan badan tikus sangat fleksibel, walo sekecik mana lubang dan sebesor mana badan tikus itu, kalo kepala dia boleh lepas lubang maka otomatik badan dia leh lepas.. ces..

catch me catch me u can never catch me.. all i wanna say that u don't really care about us.. hahah leave me some food yooo or else i eat ur whole kitchen up..

disebabkan dapur aku malam2 sume makanan telah disimpan.. maka tau apa tikus tu buat??? dia gigit tutup tupperware aku!!! mahal dowhhhhh.. aku jual tikus tu kat restoran cina banyak-banyak pun x dapat ganti sebijik tupperware aku.. setakat ini dah EMPAT tutup tupperware aku kena gigit.. argghhhh tension aku..

ne prends pas de moi, je peux cuisiner pour vous, je suis une excellente cuisinere
(translation: Do not catch me, I can cook for you, I am an excellent cook)

maka aku terus lah dan tak henti2 berdoa, Ya Allah murahkan lah rezeki aku sekeluarga, rezeki kawan-kawan aku, jiran-jiran aku, supaya aku dapat pindah dari umah sewa ku ini dan membeli rumah baru sendiri dan mohon-mohon dijauhkan lah rumah baru ku itu satu ari nanti dari tikus, anai-anai dan segala mala petaka dari haiwan, jin, syaiton mahupun manusia.. Aminnn..

bangkok part II

ahh sangappp malas ni tp sebab dah mulakan so kena abihkan.. maka cuba abihkan in one bulk kalo rajin kalo makin sangap maka berpartpart la tak abih2..

20th November 2009
because of the time difference and i didn't set my watch to thailand hours so we started really early.. going down for breakfast at 0700 (our watch is oledi 0800, and from this time onwards the story will be in thailand hours)..

looked at the breakfast and i gulp.. gosh what to eat.. memang ada variety of foods tapi kaknab warned me not take ANYTHING.. even the telur goreng coz they might fried it with minyak babi.. aduh babi sungguh.. so EVERYDAY i took only fruits and toast.. EVERY SINGLE DAY.. i curse u babi..

today takde apa aktiviti for the debator team cuma registration around 1500 and there will be and adjudicator test at 2000 so we decided to jalaaannnnnnnn.. then after breakfast lepak2 a bit and waited for the right time to jalanjalan..

don't really know where to go, sempat digging out just a bit of info about where to go when we're in bangkok and i choose to go to the shopping complex MBK.. heard much about 'em.. we had a map in our hand but how to go there.. by taxi? tuktuk? oh bodoh sungguh rasa sbb bleh tak perasan MRT station masa ni btol2 dekat luar hotel.. kalu tak naik MRT je senang gilak..

sebaik saje kuar kawasan hotel pak tuktuk sambut dengan senyum mesra.. he can speaks english so-so so i told him that we want to go to MBK, he said that MBK will only open at 1030 (its only 1000 at that time), so he said that he brings us to a souvenir place and if we were inside for more than 15 minutes, he can get a chop for gasoline.. so we think ok la why not.. we could buy some souvenir for our family and frens and also helped the tuktuk uncle.. and the journey begins..

the Tuktuk from our view..

tuktuk in thailand is known for their fast and furious driving style and yes it is.. scary maaa.. i need to hold on tight.. tapi overall ok jek.. kadang2 ada gak scene2 yg menakutkan bila dia buat u-turn and the car from other side was just thisssss close (err ibu jari dengan jari telunjuk didekatkan pada jarak 1 cm)

when we arrived at that so-called souvenir shop, its actually a jewellery place - gold, gems, crystal and so on.. oiii aku bawak duit RM500 jek oiii apakejadahnya nak suh aku beli emas buat souvenir.. ndak xndak layankan je ler.. so kitorang pun buat2lah tengok-tengok sume segala harta pusaka yang ada kat situ.. 'oh mem, don't walk so fastttt, please look at which design u liiikkeeeee so we can custom made it for youuuuuu' (baca lah dengan nada lembut orang siam untuk dapat feel) 'here madammmm, we have a promotion over hereeee, only 1000bahttttt, take a look memmmmmm'... 'if u don't like gold madammm, we have crystal here for youuuuuu, very nice madammmmmm'

perghhhh tekanan beb.. sampai kat hujungggg sekali akhirnya ada jugaklah dia jual2 pelbagai souvenir.. harga dia ok la so tersangkut jugaklah kitorang kat situ lebih dari 15 minutes so we did helped the tuktuk uncle to get a chop for free gasoline..

then abih naik balik tuktuk.. the tuktuk uncle seems less friendly now compared when he first met us, then dia pun anto kami sampai sebelah MBK.. 'u cross the road'.. hmm ok la sebab memang ada jejantas segala pastu dia kata plak ' oh u want to go to muslim food? halal?' because at first we do asked him about halal food and suddenly he took off 'i show u halal food'.. ah sudah aku xlapor lagi ni xmau la pegi.. ttapi uncle tu dah melaju dengan tuktuk bersama kitorang kat dalam tuktuk.. kaknab dah risau2.. but then aku bajet dia just nak tunjuk je la kat mana tempat tu.. then sampai lah dekat Fatimah Muslim Food apakenama dia lebihkuranggitulerbunyiknya.. 'ok u cross the road' ah siol btol asik nak kena cross the road jek ni.. 'eh uncle we are not hungry, we want to go to MBK' 'oh i thought u want halal food' 'yessss but not now, right now we want to go to MBK'..

tuktuk uncle dengan muka boring pun jalan.. ntah lalu ceruk mana pastu dekat jalan ala2 sunyi dia brentikan kitorang 'MBK over there, u go there' 'where??' 'thereeee' bayar tambang dalam 50THB = RM5 (lebihkuranglerr) tuktuk uncle jalan.. so kitorang pun jalan la dekat arah yang dia tunjuk.. sampai depan tu jalan besor, kitorang terpinga2.. gila la mana ada MBK.. ah sudah.. melihatkan kitorang terpinga2, dengan pantas ada pakcik teksi warna warni tanya (teksi di thailand cantik2 okay uolsss, warna warni i likeeee) 'khapkunkhapprumpram pongprang'.. 'ah??' ' oooo u don't speak thaiiiii??' 'ohooo noooo' (kekdahnya orang muslim siam kalu pakai tudung sah-sah sama jek ngan muka kita ye tuantuanpuanpuan) 'where do u want to gooooo?' 'MBK' 'okay come i send you to MBK for 20THB, but i send u first to the souvenir place, a jewellery place' shoootttt not again.. 'oh its ok we just came back from the place, we want to go to MBK'.. 'this place is goooddd, there's a promotion todayyyy, if u go there, i get the chop for free gasolineeeee' ooo bloody hell who cares.. and we spent about 5 minutes arguing about not wanting to go to the jewellery place.. at last 'okay i send u to MBK 50THB' ah chulalongkorn btol.. 'okay la okay whatever'

see colourful taxi.. macam2 kaler ada.. kuning ijau pink oren.. ceria u..

akhirnya sampai la kitorang kat MBK.. the shopping complex is big.. a lot and lot of things.. we found halal food but it is very expensive, i had plain rice with tomyam and ayam kunyit 220THB = RM22 duhhhh.. we bought quite a lot of souvenir there..

uish baru prasan ni gigih depa ni dah ada meri krismas ngan hepi new year..

oh yang tomyam tuh sebelah gerai ni..

around 1500 we hurried back to hotel, taking a cab and cost 50THB, very cheap.. met with the Guozhang who was looking for me.. we discussed about the registration, the cost for one team is USD85 or around 3000THB, and for the observer (me) we have to pay about 2000THB.. the problem was when the students made the budget they forgot to include the observer's fee so basically we don't have enough money so i decided that i will not be the observer.. the team okay with it so settled..

registrationnn..

so i just hang around with them waiting for the registration and the opening ceremony.. off to our room and lepak till nite..

so end of the day.. sangapppppp..

my Bangkok trip.. part I

oho ho ho ho.. disebabkan telah makan berbulan2 i didn't update anything so i guess this entry will take an entire page.. eh yeker.. rasa cam semangat nak menulis.. tengok2 separuh jalan pastu malas maka aku stop begitu sahajork la gamaknya..

i think for this past few months i've been very busy.. i think.. i can't remember.. my memory can only last for few minutes.. i kept forgetting about things.. i really am getting older.. err makin tua memang makin lupa ker?

i'd been to bangkok last month.. yippeee.. one long holiday.. from 19 - 24th November'09, i guess this was the longest holiday i'd spent abroad.. 6 days and 5 nights in bangkok, die maa from lacking of food.. on my way back home all i think was food!food!food!

i went to bangkok for the purpose of escorting the debate team to take part in the Debating Championship that held in Chulalongkorn University, Bangkok, Thailand. Uni sending two teams and i think other Uni in Malaysia sending about not less than 4 teams.. together with me was my colleagues who are willing to accompany me which means to sacrifice her money (i can claims while she can't.. huahaha)

so as usual everytime i go anywhere i will jot the whole experience so i will not forget about things (yes i am serious about my damaged brain).. so here we go..

19th November 2009
gerak from JB to KL at 0830, stopping at Machap and by 1230 we were safely arrived at LCCT, our AirAsia flight will be departed at 1535.. we only manage to fly with AirAsia due to students mistake in calculatting the fare but thats ok compared to UiTM students which also doing the same mistakes and ended up had to go to Bangkok by train.. duhhh..

meet up with the teams, 6 of them, 5 boys and 1 girl, all Chinese (this is why i had to persuade my colleagues to go with me because the students can eat anything anywhere, food is the key hehe.. well she can't really blamed me because when the Activity Officer offered me to go to Bangkok, she said that if i accept the offer, she will go to Bangkok with me.. now please be careful with what u wish for, u asked for it u got it hua ho ho ho)

to thailand.. the Elephant country.. sawadikaaa.. khapkunkhaaa..

so we fly and fly together, reached Suvarnabhumi Airport around 1800 but its only 1700 thailand hours.. diorang lambat 1 jam kan dari kita).. so sampai tu nak lepas imigresen mak aiiiii ramainya orang.. beratur line bersepah2 ni punya ramai.. punyalah orang dok sbok bkumpul one part ni rupa2nya kat sblh sana kurang orang.. so kitorang selit2 cepatlah sket que nya..

the statue is big and lot of 'em.. oh at the Suvarnabhumi airport before the immigration..

then we had to wait for the Chula Girls.. we couldn't find them anywhere.. tried to call them several times but couldn't get through.. so Guozhang wrote a sign in a piece of paper and had to tawaf a bit and at last the Chula Girls found us.. they were wearing a uniform, white blouse and grey skirt, all the Uni or colleges' students in Thailand had the same uniform, the only difference is their badge..

then we went to the hotel, all the participants were staying at this Bangkok Centre Hotel, RM100 per nite.. i didn't go anywhere that night, just settle down in a room and have some zzzz..

the Hotel and the room..

20th November 2009
aise malas la pulak nak cerita dah.. hahaha.. esok2 la bila rajin..